sagihairius:

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

This is basically a summary of the Great Gatsby

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kavto-m:

princeblainers:

the-vashta-nerada:

captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar

they all die

captain jack walks out of the bar

clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar

rory williams appears in a bar in the past

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kavto-m:

princeblainers:

the-vashta-nerada:

captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar

they all die

captain jack walks out of the bar

clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar

rory williams appears in a bar in the past

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the-winchester-initiative:

drinkthatliquorstore:

thegestianpoet:

syntheticpoetry:

padamoosen:

the-dream-operator:

Stranger 1: hello, dean

Stranger 2: Damn it, Dean, not again…

Stranger 1: sam, is that you/

Stranger 2: Uh, yes?  Who’s this?

Stranger 1: i am castiel.  sam, i have a question for you.

Stranger 2: Okay, shoot.

Stranger 1: how do you make capital letters/ and question marks/

Stranger 2: Shift key, Cas.

Stranger 1: OH, I SEE.  THANK YOU.

Stranger 2: No, you hit the capslock…dammit, stay there.  I’m coming to help you.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Stranger 1: Now that we’re alone…how would you like your slutty angel to entertain you, Dean?

I’ve definitely reblogged this already once before but I needed to again. 

aaaaaah the picture of cas at the computer though

How would you like your slutty angel to entertain you Dean.

Oh my god.

Cas’ little wings though

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colonelmustang:

i have such a fucking softspot for domestic RoyEd holy shit like them in middle-age just sitting in the study Ed’s doing research Roy has his paper and at certain times Ed just says “you’re a bastard” and roy adjusts his reading glasses and takes a sip of coffee “love you too, dear” and they hold hands while reading and fuck they are the perfect married couple

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dewdroponaleaf:

aw rats guyz he figured us out :(

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punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

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cat-chit-ananda:

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

#draco malfoy

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So this just happened…

ship-a-dee-doo-dah:

EVEN MY FUCKING DASH SHIPS SPIRK!

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